This is a song about "Eric freon"

Eric heiden skating toe game playing chess while he lappin

No matter how much i try, stay alive, i'm a die a man

And life's a bitch, don't hit women so i bit her

He's not superman, he's eric bischoff playing the jester

Eric ya long-haired derelict look what i've got stock in store,

Can't use the phonecause i'm sure someone is tappin indid it before

*angel* hell no, eric, those goals are generic,

Like how the fuck did we miss this kid's shit

It's ironic cause i always hear you talking about one

Running fakes over like a battering ram, eric dickerson