This is a song about "Eric evans"

Eric heiden skating toe game playing chess while he lappin

Wifey like it one minute next minute she don't, man

While his fiends for cream well exceeded the dream she once lived for

Eric ya long-haired derelict look what i've got stock in store,

Especially if you don't know what you fightin' for

He's not superman, he's eric bischoff playing the jester

My tv stays on cartoon network, fuck that twilight shit

*angel* hell no, eric, those goals are generic,

Wearin' nothin' but they fuckin' blast with the matchin' turban

Running fakes over like a battering ram, eric dickerson