This is a song about "Eric evans"

*angel* hell no, eric, those goals are generic,

My effort is contagious, so check this boa shit

Eric heiden skating toe game playing chess while he lappin

I'm respected from californ-i-a way down to japan

Try to keep your spirits up, lil vodka whatever

He's not superman, he's eric bischoff playing the jester

Living in a box full of cuyahoga booze, and listen

Running fakes over like a battering ram, eric dickerson

While his fiends for cream well exceeded the dream she once lived for

Eric ya long-haired derelict look what i've got stock in store,