This is a song about "Eric douche"

I know we grew apart, you probably don't remember

He's not superman, he's eric bischoff playing the jester

You gotta pay attention in order to pay dues

Well zoom, no offense but you look like a so-cal douche

Yo this nigga's forehead looks like a fuckin' big-ass moose

Cause now i can actually go the distance unlike you douche,

Make foes wanna get him slain, these hollows will twist ya, man

Eric heiden skating toe game playing chess while he lappin

Running fakes over like a battering ram, eric dickerson

Snapping necks and records in matter of seconds check 'em son

And so the muscle flow is something you can't get no muzzel for

Eric ya long-haired derelict look what i've got stock in store,

*angel* hell no, eric, those goals are generic,

Actions speak louder than words, let me try this shit

I'll be the underline i'm-trynna get beside you like the number 9, dime

Is i can be a complete douche bag, apologise and it would be all fine