This is a song about "Eric douche"

Eric heiden skating toe game playing chess while he lappin

College girl going wild, we gonna need a camera man

He's not superman, he's eric bischoff playing the jester

I'm playing cody, smoking stogies, make the rhythm better

*angel* hell no, eric, those goals are generic,

At times i like to watch out the latest shit

Eric ya long-haired derelict look what i've got stock in store,

Can't use the phonecause i'm sure someone is tappin indid it before

Cause now i can actually go the distance unlike you douche,

Yo this nigga's forehead looks like a fuckin' big-ass moose

Is i can be a complete douche bag, apologise and it would be all fine

Easy baby. you the bomb and all, but i be damned if i do not land mine

Grab your bulletproof vest niggacause its gonna be a long one

Running fakes over like a battering ram, eric dickerson