This is a song about "Eric blaha"

Eric heiden skating toe game playing chess while he lappin

You say the art's dying, nah brother buy an album, the plan

But compliment her tits and then its off to hump her

He's not superman, he's eric bischoff playing the jester

Eric ya long-haired derelict look what i've got stock in store,

Can't use the phonecause i'm sure someone is tappin indid it before

You need more assist than the handicapped kids, oh, shit

*angel* hell no, eric, those goals are generic,

Grab your bulletproof vest niggacause its gonna be a long one

Running fakes over like a battering ram, eric dickerson