This is a song about "Eric birling"

Eric heiden skating toe game playing chess while he lappin

College girl going wild, we gonna need a camera man

Eric ya long-haired derelict look what i've got stock in store,

Just be there to help me and support me that's what you're here for

He's not superman, he's eric bischoff playing the jester

But what i do know, is that he's real and he lives forever

Got a fuckin' blog that needs a post? i can get it done

Running fakes over like a battering ram, eric dickerson

Ya'll don't even know the name of my flip

*angel* hell no, eric, those goals are generic,