This is a song about "Eric aruffo"

Wearin' nothin' but they fuckin' blast with the matchin' turban

Running fakes over like a battering ram, eric dickerson

But what i do know, is that he's real and he lives forever

He's not superman, he's eric bischoff playing the jester

To witness the realest shit that's ever been told to man

Eric heiden skating toe game playing chess while he lappin

*angel* hell no, eric, those goals are generic,

Now i'm taking these pills and i ain't even sick

Just be there to help me and support me that's what you're here for

Eric ya long-haired derelict look what i've got stock in store,