This is a song about "Eric"

Just be there to help me and support me that's what you're here for

Eric ya long-haired derelict look what i've got stock in store,

He's not superman, he's eric bischoff playing the jester

They is terrycloth with it, i'm italian leather

That’s why the nervous, hmmm, like i’m flying on the plane with a turban

Running fakes over like a battering ram, eric dickerson

Them ignorant thrashing mothafuckers is my gang

Eric heiden skating toe game playing chess while he lappin

*angel* hell no, eric, those goals are generic,

No, i can’t called bitch i’m lying, i don’t use my phone, shit