This is a song about "Eric"

He's not superman, he's eric bischoff playing the jester

Rock them bitches once then forgot about ‘em forever

I master vandalism and my louie v's sprouse shit

*angel* hell no, eric, those goals are generic,

Can't use the phonecause i'm sure someone is tappin indid it before

Eric ya long-haired derelict look what i've got stock in store,

Get your revenue popping before you ever do talk on them

Running fakes over like a battering ram, eric dickerson

Eric heiden skating toe game playing chess while he lappin

Somebody need to tell 'em that they can't do it like i can