This is a song about "Eric"

Well that's not her fucking name, but i think this shit is clever

He's not superman, he's eric bischoff playing the jester

Eric ya long-haired derelict look what i've got stock in store,

They say my music knocks, so i hope it open every door

Wanted to go skate, can't, now my day is borin', damn

Eric heiden skating toe game playing chess while he lappin

Took off my rollie and got on some audemeer shit

*angel* hell no, eric, those goals are generic,

I preach to demons at your church, now i'm the newest sermon

Running fakes over like a battering ram, eric dickerson