This is a song about "Eric"

Eric ya long-haired derelict look what i've got stock in store,

Just be there to help me and support me that's what you're here for

Running fakes over like a battering ram, eric dickerson

And the dirty ladera, i can't forget where i came from

He's not superman, he's eric bischoff playing the jester

Cause i change my outfit more than transsexuals change gender

Odd future, there wolves bang where a couple bears hang

Eric heiden skating toe game playing chess while he lappin

This is known as a classic, yeah that chapped lips crack shit

*angel* hell no, eric, those goals are generic,