This is a song about "Elder scroll"

That's, that's the only way i know how to hold it down

I scroll through the guide without a monday morning frown

We don't set prices we don't set prices we create that shit off the dome

That was destroyed by the elder board as he was being told to leave his home.

But you elder ones just sit back and sare

I mean me is there, but it's like three there

I dont see a touchdown, arms up field goal

Behold this like it's a sacred elder scroll/

Behold the unrolled scroll, my tale is untold and woe.

And you make the flowers sing say turn green yellow

Searching for the scroll and key, so i clutch my rosary,

They gon keep on watching, give em something to see

But i just scroll through them, like results on bing/

Hey you, what the fuck you think you doing

When i scroll through the current battles going on

Told her that her pastor was a faggot and he likes john