This is a song about "Douche"

Is i can be a complete douche bag, apologise and it would be all fine

Easy baby. you the bomb and all, but i be damned if i do not land mine

Well zoom, no offense but you look like a so-cal douche

You would think that i had a match for a tooth

My own worst enemy so fuck it either way i can't lose

Cause now i can actually go the distance unlike you douche,