This is a song about "Dick balls"

Well, that's what you are

My balls ashton kutcher

They left the keys to the brand new porsche

My home was broken by wreckin' balls

I just wanna keep it real

Man it's cold as balls here

His balls hang awkwardly isosceles

Don't fast forward ima serve you some keys

My father was missing, war lord oliver north

His nuts so big, bitch he sitting on his balls

My balls die for the thug life

Picture me lettin this chump survive

Till my juices rain ooze down into lakes, like oil

Your balls get susan boyle

Kirko paint her walls

Now im doing cannon balls