This is a song about "Dear furture husband"

Sometimes you go stores and buy everything that you see

Its elementary my dear watson...such treachery

Like an abusive husband,bitch get back in the kitchen and make me some muffins

Rhythm flows straight through my blood, and see that rhythm be spread evidence,

He said that he rather put the pump to his face

Dear god, can you forgive my selfish ways?

Because the story you're gonna hear i hold very dear

You see the way i move, i am in another gear

Queer, i'm not into you dear

Haters beware, i can see clear

Far from an overnight achiever, cole is like the leader

Dear reader, hiphopwizard secretly fucks a transvestite named peter

Like i wasn't going for like mix-tape of the year

I get scared, she says may i help you dear?