This is a song about "Dear friend"

Beach on the weekend

I'll never be your best friend

She seem a little brave, but i sense the fear

Do you always run away from all of your problems dear?

That shit look like it’s raks fifth

Dear me, in about ten years

And never should you tear

Queer, i'm not into you dear

Don't call me "lover" or a "best friend",

Box logo on my muthafuckin' chest

Always got a song to do can't get along it's true

Dear future in my mind all i see is you

Then push the milk on a slow bend

I just want a best friend

Got heat super freak rick james ya bitch, leave a stain & shit

Doctor: dear god, please tell me this is part of a skit