This is a song about "Colonel stephen watts kearney santa fe"

Jacking off to buffering vids of asher roth eating apple sauce

Ho ho ho. it's santa claus. at a brothel with a blonde bitch between his paws.

I'll got three rounds like stephen bonner

Ay yo you wonder who i are

Underground like stephen kings ''it'' / ill have ur girl feedin for this dick/

Something wicked this way comemore than an adversary i'm very quick

Gift so whack,even on xmas even fake santa wont give

Just to watch the grammys, man she's so attractive

One that could smash on stephen hawking or albert einstein.

Of a nigga that don't give a fuck about time

Shit im making history im already legendary, fucking stephen kings cary in her hairy ass pussy,

They call me edifrom the side that's seedyyoung nigga greedy, so i'm runnin up on these niggas easy

Fuck what them niggas saying i aspire for greatness

Santa loves some but in brooklyn, he dodged us.

I try to tell them i'm one of the

Im dressed up like fucking santa