This is a song about "Colonel stephen watts kearney santa fe"

Don't always fuck me good, i'm just too cheap to divorce her

Your bitch greet me like i'm santa clause, mouth water

Santa loves some but in brooklyn, he dodged us.

When they showed up at your door at christmas

But after bowling, i went home for some damn adventure time

One that could smash on stephen hawking or albert einstein.

You sitting at the bar wearing barbaro's hair

I say santa you into some banter i got a dare

Jacking off to buffering vids of asher roth eating apple sauce

Ho ho ho. it's santa claus. at a brothel with a blonde bitch between his paws.

I guess santa knew what i wanted that christmas

Together all the timethought it was true love

Shit im making history im already legendary, fucking stephen kings cary in her hairy ass pussy,

They call me edifrom the side that's seedyyoung nigga greedy, so i'm runnin up on these niggas easy