This is a song about "Colonel stephen watts kearney santa fe"

I carry the biggest sacks you'd think santa came early

Away the tragedy, so i stay sucker free

Beetle the skin on my female that's word to cee-lo she fine

One that could smash on stephen hawking or albert einstein.

Ho ho ho. it's santa claus. at a brothel with a blonde bitch between his paws.

Jacking off to buffering vids of asher roth eating apple sauce

I aint santa, but i know know know

I mean the shit was all bad just a week ago

Tie titanium around their neck and watch em panic

Stalkin santa cause i could give a fuck for saint nick,

Lately i been stressing so i need you like i’m crazy

Got so lit thought i was a kid and hid it; didn't want santa to see

I asked santa claus for coal, so guess who stole his presents.

See my desire for the lust, fucked up what was love

Cow print t-shirt like mothafucking dog

Tom hanks & tom watts flaunt the onslaught/