This is a song about "Coal"

Stay gold, stray old, maturing means that your life sucks

I asked santa claus for coal, so guess who stole his presents.

The pope inside nine capsules, fuck it let's split a roll

Mary had a little lamb, it's fleece was black as coal,

Come take a stab at it faggot, i pre-ordered your casket

Spit it back at you as coal and set fire to it

I was breakin' ‘em down, now i’m sellin' ‘em whole

K and b is rarer than a piece of golden coal

I feel like i'm falling, yeah falling into a black hole, that's darker than black coal

He made me shudder no more, he forages happiness for my soul

I'm tired of knowing my heart, is coal black.

Sick of hard times so i tell em to fall back

My dog is gay - here n' queerlike gary coleman, im the coal mine,

I'll be the underline i'm-trynna get beside you like the number 9, dime

Hopefully my dick don't shrivel up, when it's time to bust

Santa won't even give you coal for a fucking christmas present