This is a song about "Coal"

On christmas all i receive is coal, yo,

Jim chose to give his work to smash in dough

Sell my soul, price of coal

It's apart of her goal

My dog is gay - here n' queerlike gary coleman, im the coal mine,

Too busy trying to dig a hole in your jeansnow it seems, it's check out time

I feel like i'm falling, yeah falling into a black hole, that's darker than black coal

But since then i've fucking murdered every artist on patrol!

Girl you're hot for days like secondhand coal.

See i know when the harsh reality take it's toll

And blinding me to them, i should've known then you were coal and not a gem

Everybody know me like the contra code for extra men

I asked santa claus for coal, so guess who stole his presents.

But i pray these everlasting groupies don't fuck up this love

Convertible coupe, bitches scream when they tops split

Spit it back at you as coal and set fire to it