This is a song about "Christi"

So pass the baby oil

Look at the product of my toil,

You wish you were a sex castor so you don't need to resort to #xhamster

I was 1st draft to be a rapper now i'm surrounded with laughter

I'm classed as a castor of magic, a master of immaculate tactics

We a hearty group of demanding demented pedantic dim manics