This is a song about "Christchurch hipster"

That bastard was buzzing like woody so we get it for free

Hipster revolutionaries sittin' with coffee, equality,

Grab the mic, most think i'm hipster, but i'm bitter

Murder bet i wrote her, kudos to the killer

Those pseudo-intellectual middle class hipster liberals,

Sometimes you buy the ring, with no problems you will love

Than the realest hipster, and i'm a realist who knows i'll never be an a-lister.

As long as when the check came they got first dibsnow brenda's belly is getting bigger

I'm stabbing any blogging faggot hipster with a pitchfork

Oh, not again! another critic writing report