This is a song about "Christchurch hipster"

I'm stabbing any blogging faggot hipster with a pitchfork

Apologizing for my actions, sometimes i get bored

Those pseudo-intellectual middle class hipster liberals,

Have you seen ibiza with beaches that look like eva with d cups

Replaced by freak shit i am currently down for

Grab the mic, most think i'm hipster, but i'm bitter

Hightalking back to the screen drinkin' liquorhavin' big dreams of gettin' richer

Than the realest hipster, and i'm a realist who knows i'll never be an a-lister.

Hipster revolutionaries sittin' with coffee, equality,

If we thinking success is only measured by your money