This is a song about "Christchurch hipster"

Than the realest hipster, and i'm a realist who knows i'll never be an a-lister.

As long as when the check came they got first dibsnow brenda's belly is getting bigger

My newest motto to use a condom with newest models

Those pseudo-intellectual middle class hipster liberals,

Apologizing for my actions, sometimes i get bored

I'm stabbing any blogging faggot hipster with a pitchfork

Hipster revolutionaries sittin' with coffee, equality,

The therapist nicknamed me kid cudi, i killed my fifth buddy

The red album, lil red shortie, you can't touch her

Grab the mic, most think i'm hipster, but i'm bitter