This is a song about "Chris the ranger"

I got a friend named chris rent

Life has put her to the test

That you can't fit inside a jansport, go to school with this

This hoodrats think they're bad , when their names chris

Why me, i say it cause we number one

My name is chris, i'm a rapper, and caucasian,

That's what rains for

Ads, the texas ranger,

"beat you so bad, your rhianna i'm chris brown"

I pray you send an angel down

Like chris paul with clips of all your bitches getting triple holed.

I ain't tricking but they see you as a pot of gold

Real nigga no pistol to keep to shoot her

Ride this beat like i'm on the chris brown roller coaster/