This is a song about "Chris mederios"

Hi my name is chris, welcome to my world, go fuck yourself.

Like that's going to make up for the years and the tears

It's not a figure of speech when i tell you that i dumped her

Ride this beat like i'm on the chris brown roller coaster/

Yeah because you know i #heat #it #up like it's chris bosh,

Now my watch fruity colors like trix in a box

And they ain’t fucking with the kid like chris hansen in the kitchen

Got a fuckin' blog that needs a post? i can get it done

Hi my name is chris, i'm a weed thief,

Tina perm your fucking weave