This is a song about "Chris hanson"

In this fucking line at ralph's buying granola bars

Yeah because you know i #heat #it #up like it's chris bosh,

I was taught to act my shoe size, never my age

Working ya ass out on hanson for minimum wage

I wouldn't drop that much on rick ross or chris rock

Ey, butt rape on a female cop

I want to fight the music on this one

My name is chris, i'm a rapper, and caucasian,

Then you say your sorry like chris brown

Don’t mean i ain't ‘posed to take you down

Hold my tears i tried my best

I got a friend named chris rent

Life’s a bitch and i feel her

Father christmas, satan, and chris dorner

Yall look like chris kattan, yall prefer male butts

We vegetables, on them record labels