This is a song about "Channel 2 news"

Play zeus, homeboy, get a replaced tooth

Still thinking about this accident in the news/

Always biting his teeth, his outer lip was shrouded with countless slits

My talent's erratic, i'll channel my malice at your whackest of habits

Peruse through life like it's the news

And i snap like bob backlund in the booth

Zero options to choose

To end up on the news

High as shit, i’m in a booth

Hey wanna hear a good news?

You probably jerkin off to the disney channel, duff

And i love your brain but i think i'll never know enough

Hittin' prime time like channel 5 specials

And these are my damaged petals

Well sorry, i got some bad news

Niggas couldn't fill my shoes