This is a song about "Channel 2 news"

Its cold as shit in this booth

Sit here all day, watch the news?

Sit here all day, watch the news?

Yeah, look here i pay dues

My talent's erratic, i'll channel my malice at your whackest of habits

Man this is so bullshit, i'm so mad i ma knock you in two hits

And the sex will lock her down see my stick is the gavel

Man, oh man, that was a 24/7 special on the cable channel

Especially, after that heavily news

'cuz y'all don't understand i will not lose

Or 5'2" hoopers in light shoes

Saw the bombs on the news

My time with their half-witted reviews

Boring things in life such as the news

Pressed in timeswe busted like bubbleswith the police

News, comedy, soap opera tragedies