This is a song about "Channel 2 news"

Hey wanna hear a good news?

Yeah, look here i pay dues

To end up on the news

With women with issues

Babble at the things that your mind can channel

To make karma come faster than she normally will

And i snap like bob backlund in the booth

Still thinking about this accident in the news/

You probably jerkin off to the disney channel, duff

Why are we still conversing when i'm sure you've heard the chorus

While news coverage is on breaking news up in wales

To the point that he just breaks, snaps, and it's all it takes

Cold-blooded vein pulsing ’jo news

Its cold as shit in this booth

Sit here all day, watch the news?

One time for the girls with the right shoes