This is a song about "Captin crunch"

You're on a facts crunch, frantically stumped, for a reference one,

Cause in 16 years, you let your kid down the existence, none

With rhyming skills, you in amish village

I lead the helm, so you can call me captain crunch

Stomp yo head out, call me capt'n crunch

Never agree with that message

On the sofa, poppin' bottles, at the same damn time

So i crunch rhymes, but sometimes when you combine

So i crunch rhymes, but sometimes when you combine

I'll take you out shorty but let me know its mine

I use it during fun times, when serious i'll crunch rhymes,

Look, the illest bitch alive, reallest bitch alive

In the front row at a holy justin bieber show

But when it comes crunch time, where do my punchlines go

There both fives,put em together cause i only crunch dimes

In the hood im well-o over they head sometimes