This is a song about "Captian crunch"

I need me an engine that go real fast, call it hall/haul of fame once it haul ass

You can run slash rap fuck this fuck that, but i'm here dodgin every punch and crunch you have

Niggas from where i'm from they don't fuck with fights

Crunch rhymes into web of spun split spines,

Hardest spittin’ mothafucka this side of the line

So i crunch rhymes, but sometimes when you combine

But when her friend visits i doesn't get it much

I lead the helm, so you can call me captain crunch

So i crunch rhymes, but sometimes when you combine

Doing the moonwalk, hoping i blow up in time

Just to make it in this broadway lights

Want me to define? we grind and crunch your lines

But when it comes crunch time, where do my punchlines go

Used to have this white bitch, she looked like madonna though

Lets split up and find him, before he finds others to crunch

Play a song, invade a thong, my dick is havin' guts for lunch