This is a song about "Blvd bert"

And even he was afraid of bumping heads with bert, plus he didn't want his future right hand hurt.

Ten or maybe to the 80th power,im the craziest and you the laziest coward

But then they'll have an accident and pick up another mani went to the bank to cash my check

And its ironic he was pulling me off bert when we fought, he wanted all the respect he could get