This is a song about "Big dick pecan sandies"

I'll explain what a pain this life with a big dick is:

With hugs and kisses, valentine cards and birthday wishes

She call me big pat and my dick make that ass clap.

It ain't my place to say and i hear all that

Shit don't stopcuz i can make that ass drop

On my big dick shit with intercourse that's forced,

Cause i ain't really care what the rest say

My big dick into her va jay jay

Oh your friends are sick

100 bitches on my dick

Yeah, um, as you can probably tell from listening to this record

Sickly my dick is big and weighty which had your sister tortured

Ho's, got a list, but i gotta pick

Buy my dick, man whys my dick

I got it mixed up with a big slut suckin' dick with the hiccups

And all we lack is communication like service sucks