This is a song about "Being a blonde"

Jacking off to buffering vids of asher roth eating apple sauce

Ho ho ho. it's santa claus. at a brothel with a blonde bitch between his paws.

My conscious only knew whats half tight

With a blonde bride, tied the knot inside

Fuck a quarter, i wish you well being

The time is now, on everything

Fumble or you crumble, get murked on the humble

Being a white knight ain't acceptable

Visualizing being a college graduate,

And if you got it you gettin wet, nigga bet on that

To being a being and beating the back roads and being it

Stuntin' for the fuck of it, i ain't with the sucka' shit

I got my wife, so fuck the ring

I believed in a higher being.

I was born to do the damn thing

But thats the life of a human being