This is a song about "Beard"

So the right to have these women, i'm entitled to their interest

Today i feel i'm still picking homos out my nonexistent beard,

Look, he's here and he's growin' a beard now

Cause i run up in them and i make their cats meow

It's them who've lost love, and love for a lyricist

Than george lopez flying a reigndeer with a beard!

We're like facial hair, i've got a full beard to my waist

Of the very same baby that the virgin mary raised

Sitting in igloo growing a beard

I promise to keep it honest

Grow your beard out, just weird out

I've got nothin' to worry about

I know when you're coming babymy tongue got you going crazy

Won't shave his beard again and he pretends he doesn't hear me

Wait, now it's about eight something

Call me black beard straight pirating