This is a song about "Beard"

This mahfucka says hes growin a beard but all i can see is glued on pubes that aint even his,

So many rumors but i'm infinitely immortal outlawswitching up on you ordinary bitches

You the party baby i'm just the guest list

Sitting in igloo growing a beard

Cause i run up in them and i make their cats meow

Look, he's here and he's growin' a beard now

Yo, i'm fucking goldilocks up in the forest

Than george lopez flying a reigndeer with a beard!

Call me black beard straight pirating

Plus big truckin too it's nothing

Won't shave his beard again and he pretends he doesn't hear me

Me i'mma still be a player, all day baby

So the right to have these women, i'm entitled to their interest

Today i feel i'm still picking homos out my nonexistent beard,

We're like facial hair, i've got a full beard to my waist

I'm using my tooth bait to get that bitches teeth paste