This is a song about "Beard"

Call me black beard straight pirating

Bang! bang! came from that movie ring

We're like facial hair, i've got a full beard to my waist

They see me in that lavender tank, you'd rather just faint

Look, he's here and he's growin' a beard now

Cause i run up in them and i make their cats meow

This mahfucka says hes growin a beard but all i can see is glued on pubes that aint even his,

So many rumors but i'm infinitely immortal outlawswitching up on you ordinary bitches

Than george lopez flying a reigndeer with a beard!

The doctor has arrived just be patient

After your hoes leave the jets' hangout

Grow your beard out, just weird out

Sitting in igloo growing a beard

Hey hey, you got me feeling like the greatest

If i ain't get em yet, believe their name is on the short list

Today i feel i'm still picking homos out my nonexistent beard,