This is a song about "Augustana college"

Rectum, i'm like a chromosome i always x them

Leave you like college girl - drunk and droolin'

//college rules man, get your education

I’m smoother than alopecia skin

Say you want that dope shit, welcome to satan's cabbage patch, bitch

'cuz my motherfuckin' parents are too poor to pay for college,

But it didnt have a taste for me that's why i was thrown out of college,

And you can tell by the chiseled horns on my forehead bitch

'cuz my motherfuckin' parents are too poor to pay for college,

Send me automatic no practice i ain't gotta aim just shoot that bitch

Is it my fault that my parents did not go to college?

I put her on the train, little engine could, bitch

You ain’t been around shit but your momma and your bitch

Maybe it's because i probably won't go to college,

Is the chick ain't even have brains, dummy like a bitch

Maybe it's because i probably won't go to college,