This is a song about "Ape balls"

It ain't gon' be no back and forth

Now im doing cannon balls

Regular girl, celebrity dreams

His balls hang awkwardly isosceles

Are you confused yet like a brain-washed ape?

That involve ballpark franks and silver duct tape

So take my bat and these base balls

And of course, my car's off course

Alcohol and booty calls

Sittin on bowling balls

Don't test me unless you got the balls

They say the money talks and bullshit walks

You have laid your footprint in the soil

Your balls get susan boyle