This is a song about "American pie band camp"

Doctors told me your mom had a deformation, but its ok dude, i may be rude,

And you wonder why you,can never seem to get a piece of the american pie dude

Cause you can't even rap in the fourth grade band

Not a drink -- two chicks that flip acid fast

This excrement means excellent rap, i make a lesser adapt

Yea i have a career stretching and its like a rubber band

But what can one boy do against a band.

I'm from the tin shacks where mishaps get fixed fast

Approach for contactcause i'm live i multiply

You gonna' get hit with something a lot worse than pie

As i ingest her tender little pie whole

Worse than the others -- bill clinton, mr. bob dole

Cause you can't even rap in the fourth grade band

Say she like my style but i talk too fast

Know there's a barbed wire that's always in your past

Some guitar lessons later formed my own band