This is a song about "American pie band camp"

Dawn rising, cleaning up the camp site,

And it's still tight, i like when it's real tight

Physical making life miserable keep smoking until dragons and tattooed

And you wonder why you,can never seem to get a piece of the american pie dude

Have a toast for tha homiessee we both gotta die

Barack obama comin' this way, he eats all the pie

Like trying to sing a bon jovi song without the use of the band.

Box logo hoodies and goodies from buddies that understand

I'm on my grown man b.i you see why

All i wanna do is have sex and eat pie

Got hu women frostburg women

Your best lines are a rubber band gun

Plus you should rap in a kg band

I just write that right by a mic stand

Not a drink -- two chicks that flip acid fast

Snap back at trapped rats like i'm an elastic band,