This is a song about "A nerdy spanish kid named charles"

Learned to hustle from a guy named mel

And bad bitches give me head and tell

Dear momma don't cry, your baby boy's doin good

God better forbid that i have a kid,

And she ain't gay, but the only thing she like is fucking chanel

But you must sell a tall tale of a dell and a florist named nel

Only thing omitted is a baby or a wedding ring

Labelled nerdy for my intellectual wording

Quarters, dimes, nickles and a hottie named penny

To be rich like a king, and live my life, trouble free

After i spit it niggas be swimming to get to land, damn

Found a man, named stan, but he knocked me out with a can,

Dear reader, hiphopwizard secretly fucks a transvestite named peter

And so the muscle flow is something you can't get no muzzel for