This is a song about "A girl named kandice"

Of impactful things one can ask for

There used to be a guy named undertaker

A single mother with a problem child, daddy free

Quarters, dimes, nickles and a hottie named penny

But you must sell a tall tale of a dell and a florist named nel

All because i heard that he was talkin' to danielle

And he, what's his name, earl

Cause people want a girl,