This is a song about "A girl named christiana"

I got a friend named chris rent

Smoking khaled, my weed the best

Maybe i'll have a wife, and a beautiful boy named brady/

Trying to stay above water, that's why we shun the navy

Wait, i heard about you from that other nigga earl

In my heart you’re causin’ a commotion, girl

Professing they found one ready as this

You bout as straight as a wheel some fool named ferris.

Just a skinny white girl,

And he, what's his name, earl

That's the way, you can move it baby

Cuz nowadays i'm banging girl named amy

And i'mma hold you down forever and appreciate the effort

Who's the dude named nxt? that's a name that i've never heard

And so the muscle flow is something you can't get no muzzel for

Dear reader, hiphopwizard secretly fucks a transvestite named peter