This is a song about "A girl named christiana"

Cuz nowadays i'm banging girl named amy

We the 93 chicago bulls baby

Dear reader, hiphopwizard secretly fucks a transvestite named peter

Far from an overnight achiever, cole is like the leader

Found a man, named stan, but he knocked me out with a can,

Now you gotta understand i was a family man

Away the tragedy, so i stay sucker free

Quarters, dimes, nickles and a hottie named penny

You bout as straight as a wheel some fool named ferris.

Thick girls, small frame, please watch ya tummy miss

Hold my tears i tried my best

I got a friend named chris rent