This is a song about "A girl named christiana"

Wait, i heard about you from that other nigga earl

In my heart you’re causin’ a commotion, girl

So i tried to show her about the world and about just who we really are

Dear reader, hiphopwizard secretly fucks a transvestite named peter

Just a skinny white girl,

And he, what's his name, earl

Maybe i'll have a wife, and a beautiful boy named brady/

Am i crazy? maybe, but fucked up is how i been lately

But you must sell a tall tale of a dell and a florist named nel

All because i heard that he was talkin' to danielle