This is a song about "A gay kid named dylan"

Young and dumb, or even old and stupid

But i was a stupid little kid

A king's assassination is why most often fear the hell

But you must sell a tall tale of a dell and a florist named nel

God better forbid that i have a kid,

Waiting/showing you her beauty if she's naked

Ate, boom boom, my ace boon coon

By a crackhead named june

Who's the dude named nxt? that's a name that i've never heard

Walked out the church, then got a call that my homie was murdered

I got a friend named chris rent

Just say he's the best