This is a song about "A gay kid named dylan"

I got a friend named chris rent

See, you're my best friend

And fuck the radio for tellin' me to snap jam

Found a man, named stan, but he knocked me out with a can,

Make them more insecure when they caught one

Hot like spain, run by a guy named satan

Resin sharing with a dick kid

After party crib full of broads all naked

And get the cake, then i'll tell them that's the winners pay

Eighth grade i got a message on facebook from a gay,

Following the king of diamonds, bitch you went ape shit

If you're a gay man then you're basically a "faggot"

I guess i met you for a reason only time could tell, but well

But you must sell a tall tale of a dell and a florist named nel