This is a song about "A blonde girl with giraffe legs"

Jacking off to buffering vids of asher roth eating apple sauce

Ho ho ho. it's santa claus. at a brothel with a blonde bitch between his paws.

Think i just fucked a girl with her tampon on,

Whatever your religion, kiss the ring on the don

And that you should beware of a girl with my past.

Life is your only friend, one day you'll understand

With a girl im only wishing would be here

And i'm about to fill y'all in on the real

Planned to give a tooth, but not my arms and legs

Only thing between me and your bitch is a latex

Have you ever seen a centipede with two legs

Looking for dangerously hot bitches and safe sex

Any chick come around me, is never gon' leave me broke

Only thing thicker than a blonde girl, is my smoke