This is a song about "A blonde girl with giraffe legs"

And he, what's his name, earl

Messing with love hit a new girl

You can call me cancer but i don't smoke cigarettes

He won't run away with his tail between his legs

Jacking off to buffering vids of asher roth eating apple sauce

Ho ho ho. it's santa claus. at a brothel with a blonde bitch between his paws.

Run off with a girl who's down like the sun did (sudden)

And it hurtscause any day they'll push the button

Haven't been with a girl since/

Without the sound of guns

Passionate in that sack, passionate with this rap

With a home girl, best friend, lover, all that

Tell me who's as rad as us and the answer was

I’m a blonde dre, now gimme kanye’s glasses