This is a song about "99"

You trying real hard to appeal to someone

99 problems but a disk ain't one

A 99 year old man stuck in prison i come the ashes

Earl, goddammit, i'm still in my damn pajamas

99 problems but a disk ain't one

Girls fast how jamaicans run

Just to match the grind with precision

99 problems but a disk ain't one

I am not the 99 percent, i am not one of the rest

Somebody call the pastor, this bastard is so possessed

Aye rich, another 5 on the g men

And i already 99 of them,

99 problems but a disk ain't one

Boss broke, spouse choke, blouse open

I got 99 problems but a disk ain't one

Dub a.l.e., still a son of a gun