This is a song about "Shrek is love"

They swore that i was all fuckin' nuts like a gay porn

I love her and this is why she's my favourite love song

Don’t wanna have me then somebody will

Love is evol, evil knievel

Baseball is my first love

It's just textbook stuff

We fuckin' it up this summer

She is a love doctor undercover

They say that love for another is unconditional

Cause every girl i deal and fuck, it's always against her will

Im trapped and love is the only key,

Ain’t no doubt that shit is crazy

Because love is a crazy thing

About the way i'm feeling

Beaten and shattered, love is just a hazard.

This a different motor man better go to work