This is a song about "Sex porn drugs anal poop slim shady"

I’m smoother than alopecia skin

To this slim shady sensation

My name is... [scratches] slim shady

Could i make you my baby

I set goals, take control, drink out my own bottlesi make mistakes but learn from every one

Im an improbable human conundrum, in my past life slim shady was my cousin

I'm not slim shady or any other rappin white

People speak as if they need me, they deceitful inside

The black clone of slim shady

Hopin' that my niggas see

Eyes all stickin' like honey on bees

"slim shady, hotter than a set of twin babies"

To the big leagues like dr.dre,slim shady

No cadillac, no perms, you can't see

Drugs, sex, killing and lots of madness

Oh yeah we're old as fuck, we didn't have our glasses