This is a song about "Seeing a girl wearing spandex"

Hi my name is bob and i work at my job

Wearing dreadlocks looking more a rogue

Success was just a blatant hoax, my patience was wearing thin,

I can't take a big l, my city needs me, i gotta win

We pray while we prey on competition

Like a conjoined twin wearing animal skin.

Only thing omitted is a baby or a wedding ring

Like no other wearing a voodoo necklace slicing

I ain't gotta tell you they know about me, huh

Moping around in rome wearing a toga

I ain't fucking with kfc but i may eat up the box

Dude with a mullet bussin shorts wearing flip flops

Wasted talent now he wearing a tie

Drinks in the airrrrrrr let-let-let-let it fly

That mean i never trust em. and if you ever love them

Ive been wearing xl since i was a freshman