This is a song about "Saggy balls"

My balls buff like he-man

White with a badge or anyone

Cant prevent it kicked king arthur in the balls

Ay sallie, i know i ain't been answering your calls

Just to let you know, you are

My balls ashton kutcher

Alcohol and booty calls

Sittin on bowling balls

So i went down south but i ended up north

His nuts so big, bitch he sitting on his balls

Your balls get susan boyle

Till my juices rain ooze down into lakes, like oil

Cut out your livers gizzards and balls

Huh, a metaphor of course