This is a song about "Patchy beard"

Get yours; you know what this about

Grow your beard out, just weird out

Get it girl, keep that motor running

Call me black beard straight pirating

And every night, believe, we gon' leave with somebody

Won't shave his beard again and he pretends he doesn't hear me

You see coming up, we ain’t have that shit to keep our mind focused

Today i feel i'm still picking homos out my nonexistent beard,

We're like facial hair, i've got a full beard to my waist

Of the very same baby that the virgin mary raised

Sitting in igloo growing a beard

If you feel it, it must be real just

Look, he's here and he's growin' a beard now

Will somebody please show me how

They get one season poppin', at least he's being honest

Than george lopez flying a reigndeer with a beard!