This is a song about "Pasties"

Being chased by the tears of a stronger man,

Sticks it in his dads back and then grabbed a pan

Pasty faced, his spacious anus praised for takin' dick for days

Y’all sing amazing grace, and yet pray hate for gays,

Im lightning in a skillet your a fuckin flash in a pan

Whipping up a batch of whoop ass from a giant can