This is a song about "Mtn dew dewshine"

Resurrected like yew, right on cue, that's how i fucking dew

Cause i can always see the farthest stars when i'm on you

Probably sitting there so lonely with a neckbeard and a mountain dew

And what remains from a twelve gauge to the brainarguements with my boo is true

Then they'll play with mario brothers when it was duck hunt

Unpleasant peasant, rent dew but no tenant,

You gave me a taste, now i know there's no getting off you

Kill you off kindly, quietly, sweetly, sweeter than honey dew,

Dew forming on the ground as the day is transforming,

So, suicide i perceive, before i slide on that ring

Real recognize real, real women dont know you

Sipping on some mountain dew, cones i've had a few

Im sippin henny while u sippin on that mountain dew

I'm selling wisdom, just try and listen i'm tryna get you

Swear i'm trying to get through

No, scratch that, mountain dew,